Funny (short) Story

My friend, Diane, keeps reminding me of this story...so I thought I would blog it.

A couple of months ago I went in for my yearly check-up. You know, the head to toe check-up. I got in the lovely gown and waited for the nice, female, PA to come and look me over. When she came in, I told her, "Before we get stated I need to tell you something. I bruise easily, I am not an abused woman."

Diane got a kick out of that and reminds me of it each time she sees a bruise on me.

I am telling the truth, I am not abused!!! Ha ha.